uncle colon
uncle colon is a man who has a detachable colon. legend has it, that if you call his number (i don’t want to give it out for the safety of the reader), he will appear on your doorstep.
if you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. he will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. after that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. now, this is where the fun begins. he will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.
once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. he will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. he keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. there are no official doc-mentations of uncle colon, but i’m a believer.
only one question remains: are you a believer?
person 1: dang, i’m really craving some sesame seeds and ketchup right now.
person 2: dude, you should just call uncle colon and he’ll pay a visit. you needs will be more than fulfilled.
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