uncle d’s spare tire


a term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly h-m-s-xual man. it is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
that man is huge, looks like he has “uncle d’s spare tire”

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