Uncle Floyd


occurs when a man has hemorrhoids and wipes blood from his -n-s. compare to a woman’s menstrual cycle and “aunt flo”.
i needed a maxi-pad after that week-long cruise. uncle floyd came to visit unexpectedly.

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