uncle grandpa
that grandpa you have that lives by himself in that big-ss house. he’s loaded. he’s got that big shiny suv. always got his prescription sungl-sses on. wears a hat even while inside. socks and sandals all day b-tch. unless he has his fly hi-top blue sneakers or boots. goes to the bank to get you your fat weekly allowance. in his pajamas. makes everybody call him uncle *insert name* you could totally see him in a rap video.
jake: howie your grandpa is so cool.
howie: that’s uncle grandpa to you.
the “cool” grandpa.the one that always gives you whatever you want.
uncle grandpa: want an iphone 6
me:umm….yep
uncle by blood, grandpa because he stepped up, in subst-tute of biological grandpa.
my daughter loves spending time with her uncle-grandpa .
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