Uncle Jed’s Pocketwatch
a s-xually explitive similar to texas belt buckle. it is the action of pulling the p-n-s through the pocket of the pants and then exposing it, still in the pocket fabric. basically creating a pocketw-tch looking object.
girl: “hey steve, what time is it?”
steve: “hold on, let me check “uncle jed’s pocketw-tch.”
steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.
its when you take your schl-ng and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
the b-tch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!
its when you pull your schl-ng out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket
tha b-tch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!
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