Uncle Joke

uncle jokes are jokes that have zero intelligence or wit behind them and are often told by uncles at family events. most uncle jokes draw laughs from the family, but if you respect things that are actually funny, you keep quiet. uncle jokes can resemble the cheesy jokes told on television shows such as full house or family matters.
setting: thanksgiving dinner

mom – “one year i remember, grandma put the turkey in the oven and never turned it on!”

uncle – “well what did you do for dinner?”

mom – “i think we just went to pizza hut”

uncle – “(giggling) i guess you could call it turkey hut!”

-note how terrible the joke is all together, a phenomenon like this actually draws laughs from the kin. uncle joke at its finest.

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