uncle jokes are jokes that have zero intelligence or wit behind them and are often told by uncles at family events. most uncle jokes draw laughs from the family, but if you respect things that are actually funny, you keep quiet. uncle jokes can resemble the cheesy jokes told on television shows such as full house or family matters.
setting: thanksgiving dinner
mom – “one year i remember, grandma put the turkey in the oven and never turned it on!”
uncle – “well what did you do for dinner?”
mom – “i think we just went to pizza hut”
uncle – “(giggling) i guess you could call it turkey hut!”
-note how terrible the joke is all together, a phenomenon like this actually draws laughs from the kin. uncle joke at its finest.
- Uncle John
verb. to get “handsy” after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle. we got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the uncle johning. by the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof! a person who is extremly […]
- Uncle Jonah's Chargrill
when a kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as ‘uncle jonah’s chargrill’ most commonly used in nsw australia guy: and thats how you burn sausages. guy2: welcome to uncle jonah’s chargrill!
- Uncle Klauss
the s-xual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he m-st-rb-t-s. “my boyfriend gave me an uncle klauss last night, and my foot still smells!
- uncle knobhead
that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who n-body particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone. “oh jesus here comes uncle kn-bhead, let’s ignore him”
- Uncle Knuckles
for a female, uncle knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her p-ssy. hey donna. what’s the matter? you seem like you are day dreaming. oh i am. i went to a bar last night and had me an uncle knuckles. how was it? […]