uncle keith


a man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. he can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. he hates hip hop.
yo that guy has a cool bread truck.

yeah well he never listens to hip hop.

haha yeah man that’s a total uncle keith move.

or

holy heck i got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.

omg you’re such an uncle keith.

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