Uncle Muzz
1. to be an out and out champion bloke. often the life of the party and the one with the best jokes and stories. that is, like your favourite uncle.
2. a name used to describe a regular visitor of strip joints. the strippers know him so well, and are comfortable with him, that he is some what like an uncle.
3. someone that is a borderline alcoholic, often waking up in odd places and having minimal recollection of the night before.
1. when walking into a party, make the annoucement: “this sh-t is about to get real, uncle muzz is here!”
2. stripper: “uncle muzz! just the usual?”
person being address: “yes thanks darlin'”
3. person: “i can’t remember a thing from last night, and i woke up in the bathroom of a retirement village”
person’s friend: “good one uncle muzz.”
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