uncle phil

the act of fingering a girl’s b-tthole then proceeding to have her suck on your fingers right afterwards
man i gave lisa the best uncle phil ever yesterday!
will’s big fat 6’2″ uncle on “fresh prince of belair”. he was raised out in the country became a lawyer and got filthy rich. he’s the father of 4 kids; hillary banks, carlton banks, ashley banks, and nicky banks. uncle phil is a man of character and doesnt take any bs so on almost every episode you can see he always on the verge of beating the h-ll out of will.
will: “oh my god uncle got dunlap syndrome!”
uncle phil: “whats that?”
will: “it’s when your stomach dun lapped ova your belt.”
will smith’s uncle on the television series “the fresh prince of bel-air”. also has an extreme obsession for turkey, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, b-tter drenched dressing, tiny onions, and cream sauce.
uncle phil: oh my god… turkey. with… pillowy mounds of mashed po-taytoes. b-tter drenched dressing. tiny onions… swimming in a sea of cream sauce. ahhh…
will smiths uncle. he’s cool. you remember on that episode of family matters…during the credits they did this little joke piece…carl was sitting on the couch and ritchie and a friend made like a bet…and then one of the two looks at carl and says something like..”you’re right, he does look alot like uncle phil,” and right away uncle phil opens the front door and kinda looks like he’s thinking “what the h-ll is going on here?” and then carl gets up and just starts laughing his -ss off, and then they hug.
that sh-t was cool.
a nickname give to phil knight, the founder of nike and alumnus of the university of oregon. phil knight has donated millions of dollars to university of oregon athletics, which has helped pay for state of the art facilities and an overall embarr-ssment of riches that any athletics program would love to have.. consequently this has helped oregon duck sports (football in particular) become successful. top-tier athletes are attracted to all of this great stuff. the fans are well-aware of phil knight’s monetary contributions which have in turn brought success, and metaphorically he’s like the uncle whose spoils his nieces/nephews with gifts, hence he’s been called “uncle phil”.
beaver: “what the h-ll? how do you guys get all these b-tchin’ facilities? that’s so unfair!!!”

duck: “it’s all courtesy of uncle phil. i hope you’re looking forward to another beatdown at autzen stadium where you can see all the new things uncle phil has bought for us.”
(n.) a formidable fat-roll situated on the back of one’s neck, reminiscent of the one that uncle phil had on the tv series, fresh prince of bellaire. easiest to identify when the possessor of the uncle phil has a shaven head or is bald.
i’m not too photogenic in this facebook pic.

–no, it’s just not very flattering to see your head from behind-what with the uncle phil you have going on and everything.
a creeper who likes to molest his left hand man he’s really gay too and makes love to his right hand man all time. he also has something to hide wink wink.
whenever you you want to go in uncle phil’s room please knock first unless you want to see him w-nking it.