uncle woody


when a man gets an erection and gets s-xually excited.
“o cr-p, uncle woody is visiting this morning”
a creepy guy, reminiscent of woody allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. especially a family member who has these tendencies. the ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.
oh look, if it isn’t uncle woody. hide the kids.

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