uncockblocked


to un-block a c-ckblock. the process of taking a horrible c-ckblock situation and remedying the matter back to it’s original status quo (a non-c-ckblock event). if you get c-ckblocked and you, another person, or thing dismantles the c-ckblock, it is thus “unc-ckblocked.”
guy at a party who can’t get laid sees another guy about to get laid, and then goes over and starts to mess things up between the guy and girl about to get laid, but thankfully a friend distracts the guy who is not getting laid, takes him around the corner, and knocks his -ss out. things between the couple then go back to how it was, no c-ckblock, thus everything has been made “unc-ckblocked.”

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