Unconscious Crotch Grab


when, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. may be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.

should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
“i was in a meeting with joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of lisa and marie; they both looked appalled but he didn’t even realize it!”

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