undead dragon


when someone accidently kills their mistress and they try to resuscitate her but during mouth to mouth she blows fire in said persons mouth. the person then usually continues to drag the fire breathing b-tch outside and dumps her in a nearby park bin.
todd: christ jim i heard janice died?
jim: janice can get f-cked because she was an undead dragon

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