Under The Desk


when you suck up to a supervisor or need to do something to get the supervisors attention at work.
i need friday off, so whatcha say i meet ya under the desk in about 15 minutes.
a phrase originating from working in an office and having awesome secret things under the desk.

this may relate to an awesome secret b-n-r from every time anita from accounts walks past, shaking her tatas.

this may relate to your awesome secret stash of p-rn that you look at when you should be doing your homework.

either way, the phrase “under the desk” relates to something that is undoubtedly awesome but not many people know about it so is secret.

awesome and secret.
have you heard the new alb-m from that new band from sh-r-ditch? it’s totally under the desk!

yeah man, your new tailor made trainers are well under the desk!

carla has awesome bj technique. it’s so far under the desk. literally. who knew?!

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