under the dock


the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. a hangover so severe that one isn’t even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.
ian drank wayyy too much jameson last night and was under the dock all day today

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