Underarm Armor
the little b-lls of deodorant that form under the armpit from applying too much or, for those who choose not to shave, from having too much pit hair.
chris: hey man what is this under my pit! i have lint.
steve: oh no dude that’s underarm armor, you are now forever protected from the evil perspiration monster.
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