Undercover Bible


the undercover bible, is that sneaky bible you expect to be on every rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding money, metal objects or a flask of alchohol,l the undercover bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible’s vary in sizes depending on stash).
cledus: hey pa susan, sarah, billy and sam are fighting over the last corn cob again
bobby ray: dont worry yourself there son, i stashed one in dat dere undercover bible.
cledus: thanks pa, gorsh darn i luv yoou

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