Undercover Freak


the girl who claims that she is not s-xually active, and never has been, but at a closer look has a different guy over every weekend to “watch a movie.” she will claim that they just “snuggle,” but it becomes harder to believe with each stranger she brings home.
it is possible she is a compulsive liar, or it is possible that she just has paternal “daddy” issues.
guy a: “yo, that girl haley isn’t down for anything.”
guy b: “nah, bro, word on the street is she’s an undercover freak, and she’s good. she just keeps it on the down low.”
someone who appears to be innocent when it comes to s-x, but what lies under this person’s innocent appearance is a s-xual freak. could apply to “tame” looking people who are s-xually wild, or a person who is into s-xual kinks. can apply to women and men, but used often to refer to women.
i brought this one girl home. i was afraid of what to do because she seemed really uninterested in being more than friends, but when i walked in on her completely naked in my room, i realised i had brought home an undercover freak.
the girl that appears to be perfect to all adults, but she is really a c-ck sl-t.
i got a girl who is an undercover freak so mother doesn’t care if i stay out late with her.

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