Undercover Slut

a girl/boy who appears very innocent but is a huge sl-t on booze/ behind closed doors
lucy is such an undercover sl-t, who knew she’s f-cked every lad in the village
a girl that seems like the girl next door, just a normal girl. but, when she gets with guys/girls she goes all the way.
jim:i thought stephanie wasn’t like that.
boris:nah man, when i got with her, dayummmmmm! she was an undercover sl-t!
a girl who one would not -ssume gets with a lot of guys (whether because she is weird, nerdy, or just really nice) but in reality has hooked-up with half the school.
bob: that mindy girl’s pretty cute, she seems really smart though. i wonder if she’d get with you.

joe: dude, she’s an undercover sl-t. she gets with everyone!
an undercover sl-t is a guy or girl who seems quite innocent and maybe even a bit prude but is actually a s-xual deviant when given the chance to be. being that the person is generally quiet and reserved about said deviancy, it’s quite surprising when they reveal their true colors and you often find yourself very, very intrigued and wanting more. just remember that they are, in fact, undercover, and have to uphold their mild-mannered alter-ego when exposed to the general public, and you must respect that. also, don’t -ssume that they’ve hooked up with tons of people- most undercover sl-ts like to reserve their sl-ttiness as to keep it meaningful and, obviously, undercover.
it’s sort of like when the chick in the movie takes off her gl-sses and pulls her hair down and straddles you and you get the idea.
guy 1: “hey, you know that chick gracie?”
guy 2: “the one who always gets like, really good grades? yeah, what about her?”
guy 1: “that party last night, dude… you wouldn’t be able to tell, but she is a major undercover sl-t.”
guy 2: “oh my god, really? wow… i never would have guessed it.. that’s awesome.”
guy 1: “yeah, but don’t tell anyone man.”