Undergradical
(noun) an undergraduate student who has just been exposed to marx, chomsky, foucault and all subsequent post-colonial culture theory and resolved to confront and expose injustice and exploitation wherever it can be found. from your sweatshop manufactured sneakers and unfair trade coffee, to the tv shows you enjoy that were produced by networks that are owned by companies that are owned by corporations that are owned by international corporations that make weapons that kill babies in far off places. their pursuit of justice however does not extend to the makers of tobacco products or alcoholic beverages.
as doug relished the second bite of his delicious chicken burger, the undergradical sitting next to him extinguished his indian spirit cigarette and tapped his dog-eared cover of ‘diet for a new america’. “i would never put that stuff into my body. you have no idea how many steroids and antibiotics they put into the animals. did you know kentucky fried chicken had to change its name to kfc because the meat product they were selling could not meet the legal definition of ‘chicken’?”
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