Underhanded Mustard Russian


a cr-ppy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
lorenzo: “t-bone, toss me a can of beer!”
t-bone: “here ya go!” (throws beer 3 feet to the left of lorenzo)
lorenzo: “dude, that was an underhanded mustard russian if i’ve ever seen one!!!!! now the beer is ruined!”

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