Underpants Mafia
the organized-crime syndicate secretly controlling the underpants gnomes. secretly plots world domination, possibly with the help of the crab people.
phase 1: steal underpants.
phase 2: unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the j-panese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in america and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal p-rn industry (and the desire to see non-anime b–bies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity’s only defense against the underpants gnomes (non-anime b–bies). after this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.
phase 3: profit!
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