Underpants Monster
the excuse you should always give to your girlfriend when she b-tches to you about grabbing/slapping her -ss.
zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab–ss)
kim: what the f-ck, zach! we’re in public!
zach: wha…what!?!? that wasn’t me! that was the underpants monster!!!!
kim: oh, i’m sorry for yelling.
zach: d-mn right you are! (slaps kim’s -ss)
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