undertoad


a bogeyman, or in general, fear and anxiety about the unknown and mortality. from “the world according to garp”.
jet travel was his undertoad.
(noun) a wrinkly toad that lives in disgusting woman’s v-g-n-. if a p-n-s penetrates a v-g-n- inhabited by an undertoad, it is at risk of being bitten off, eaten, and/or savagely mauled. most undertoad have rows of many razor-sharp teeth, the better to ravage upon your male genitalia and/or objects of pleasure.
broman: ew, ugh, dude, that chick last night had an undertoad. almost got my d-ck bit off.

brosephine: i almost got an undertoad once. turns out i was just giving birth to a small baby shark.

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