underwear gnome economics
a business model in which a company may have great offerings, but does not necessarily great profits due to a lack of stratedgy or how the business is run.
outlined in an episode of south park, where gnomes are stealing the town’s underwear. the gnome’s plan is to…
step one: collect underwear.
step three: profit.
webmd’s underwear gnome economics.
step one: ‘provide connectivity and a full suite of services to the healthcare industry that improve administrative efficiencies and clinical effectiveness enabling high-quality patient care.’
step two:
step three: profit.
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