underwear theory
the theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had s-x
d. are gay
the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say
“uhhhh….does it madder?”
“h-ll i don’t know!”
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