Underwearassment
imagine yourself comfortably walking around your house in your underwear when suddenly someone starts pounding on your front door. underwear-ssment is the term used to describe the irrational panic you feel as you frantically search for a pair of pants and yell through the door that you will be there in just a second. more often than not you will never find a pair of pants and settle for a blanket or a towel.
jane felt a frightening sense of underwear-ssment as she wrapped a towel around her waist and opened the door for dan.
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