undrunk


someone who is so drunk that they seem to have joined the realm of the undead. symptoms include staring forward dumb-ssedly, drooling, not hearing a d-mn thing you’re saying, or walking slowly with arms outstretched through the beer cooler isle. — in extreme instances they are known to fall down and get back up over and over, as if impervious to pain, as they stumble towards their next victim (i.e. six-pack).
person #1 “how drunk were you?”
person #2 “i was so drunk that i pretty much died. but i was still somehow walking around, trying to walk to the end of the cold beverages area of the quickie mart.”
person #1 “oh, you were undrunk!”
to act silly or drunk-like due to the fact that you havnt bee drunk in a long time, like when you go a weekend without drinking.
this weekend i didn’t get drunk at all and now i feel undrunk

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