unearn
verb, intransitive.
capital gains. money made on other money. interest. inheritance. money made by people who do nothing in order to earn it.
related forms: unearned – past tense. unearnings – abstract noun. unearned – past p-ssive participle.
“i wish bush was still president so he could cut the capital gains tax again and i could unearn a ton of money on my investments.”
“the tea party candidate in my congressional district will cut the inheritance tax rate so i can unearn my late parents’ money!
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