Unexpected guest
they come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.
me: “i just had an unexpected guest.”
me : “we’re out of toilet paper.”
her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
p–p
feces
t-rd
sh-t
cr-p
bowel movement
all was clear after i swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.
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