unforscenery
the landscape you “find” yourself looking at when you discover that:
a) the gps/nav computer in your rental car tells you to take a turn off that results in your being somewhere other than your intended/desired destination.
b) your shotgun riding, “navigator” mis-reads the road map, gives you bad directions, and you’re lost.
c) you’ve incorrectly copied down an address and you’re just plain… lost.
d) all of the above.
“although i took a wrong turn, got lost, i’m 2 hrs. late and almost outta gas, i saw some pretty nice “unforscenery”.
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