unforshart


when you fart and your unsure if you sharted
person 1: that fart sounded wet did you cr-p yourself?
person 2: i’m headed to the restroom right now, i’m unforshart!

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  • unfort

    abbreviated version of “unfortunate” or “unfortunately”. person 1: “can’t make it to the party on friday, unfort.” person 2: “how unfort.” a shortened version of the long-winded unfortunately, used to express regret. “unforts i can’t make it to your party. sounds epic, though.”

  • unforsheen

    (adj.) when one’s partying goes to an unexpected, charlie sheen type level. dude, i was just gonna have a couple of drinks…30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later i thought, well that was unforsheen.

  • unfortantly

    a gross misspelling of the word unfortunately, most famously used by a r-t-rded 26 year old woman asking for programming advice. yea it’s sensitive unfortantly.

  • Unfortch

    an abbreviation of “unfortunately.” thanks for the invite, unfortch, i’ve already got plans.

  • Unfortelligent

    a good decision with strategic value, but also has disappointing consiquenses. darek jeter’s decsion to not play in the all star game is unfortelligent.


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