unfuckedacide
unf-ckedacide is an uncommon term used to describe the anti biological agent used on members of the armed services prior to the gulf war . . prior to the injection , service members were ‘ unf-cked’ by the chemical agent , as they had not received it yet . though without the dod order form stamped , they would be unfit to deploy , thereby having no choice other than being f-cked by the pesticide – ironically , with or without receiving the shot you were simply f-cked . i apologize for the language , but totally unf-ckedacide is too long , and joining the military is too vague a description , and also misleading.
pilot – hey boom , is that guy green ? or maybe grey ?
boomer – mmmm , yea that guy is definitely a wrong color , greyish green i guess . that load master over there holding is arm looks like he’s crying …yep , hes definitely crying , and now hes throwing up !?
pilot – this dod form says anthrax and botulinum vaccination … i think botulinum toxin it is the most deadlysubstance known , and we are about to get it shot into our arm intramuscularly
boom – do we get hazard pay starting now then ?
pilot- we’re both about to fly to a sand box with unf-ckedacide in us and your worried about money ?
boom- i like to pay my taxes sir , makes me feel like i’m doing my part
pilot – when we get there , the checks are tax free
boom- whats the catch ?
pilot – the catch ? unf-ckedacide my good buddy ,unf-ckedacide… . and the good possibility we will get shot down .
boom- i’m not sure i’m comfortable with not paying taxes once combat deployed, its some kind of ruse… .now that guy is definitely the wrong color …
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