Unhappy Jacuzzi


the act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.
i was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.

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