unhatched
when you go to sleep expecting to take a nap, but wake up the next day or many hours later with extreme frustration and strong feelings of fomo.
joe: i’m just going to take a nap i’ll go out with you guys later for that really fun thing we have planned
zach: okay see you soon!
-12 hours later-
joe: (wakes up) nooooo!!!!!!! f-ck my b-lls
zach: last night was amazing you must be unhatched homie
joe: i’m totally unhatched man, d-mn
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