unicorn deep
going so deep in a p-ssy that it feels like a unicorn’s horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.
fred: man, i think stacey is going to brake up with me.
jo: what!?! why?!yy
fred: well… i was having s-x with her for the first time and… i… have a big… c-ck and i went unicorn deep. she still can’t walk dude.
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