Unicorn Fluffer
a girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her ‘life’ on social networking sites or 3d virtual worlds or blogging. wishes she could become her avatar. her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
one girl to another: jessica is becoming like a hermit.
another: i haven’t seen her in forever.
girl: she messages me thru mysp-ce, she never calls anymore.
another: she texted me that she found her soulmate on second life.
girl: probably a hideous troll in real life.
another: well he probably doesn’t know what she looks like irl either.
girl: she’s seen twilight 20 times. she blogged about it on her livejournal. i think she’s become a unicorn fluffer!
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