unicorn fucking
when you duct tape a d-ld- to your forehead and begin to have s-x with your partner with the d-ld-.
guy: hey girl wanna unicorn f-ck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn’t love unicorn f-cking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my d-ld- to my forehead
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