unicorn goals


when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur ‘unicorn goals’ in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. the request of being turned can also be turned down.
celina: your so my unicorn goals
dylan: shut up i’m not making you a unicorn

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