unicorn goggles
the act of covering each of your lover’s eyes with one t-st-cl- while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!
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- UNICORNHEAD
noun, disease affecting a person or an animal in a way were they cant stop thinking of crazy unicorns. this usually gets them in trouble but the person with the disease is most likely hardcore enabling them to squeeze out of tight situations. no cure discovered. that girl alwasys has unicorns on her head, she […]
- Unicorn Helmet
this is when you are having s-x with a girl with a prosthetic leg or arm. you take it off and wear it as a helmet while you keep f-cking her. she didn’t have a problem with me pulling a unicorn helmet while f-cking her last night. i must say i felt like a is […]
- unicorn horn
a heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-s-xual men, including: ryan seacreast, adam levine, and my father. check out his unicorn horn! do you think he gets man-icures too? the hairstyle; also, could be used as an incognito p-n-s reference. one morn, i coulda sworn, i […]
- Unicorn hug
engaging in a friendly embrace whilst sporting an erection. sarah: do you have a roll of quarters in your pocket? steve: unicorn hug!
- unicankle
when swelling occurs between the calf and ankle of one leg and foot. a unicankle is generally formed after an athlete kicks the planted tree trunk leg of a much larger compet-tor or bashing there foot into a stump.