unicorn horn
a heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-s-xual men, including: ryan seacreast, adam levine, and my father.
check out his unicorn horn! do you think he gets man-icures too?
the hairstyle;
also, could be used as an incognito p-n-s reference.
one morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a p-rn, cause this b-tch was riding on my unicorn horn
(n.) the part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.
you sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.
oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
a hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. worn only by those who possess enough b-lls to do it.
yo homie, my unicorn horn is ballin’.
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