unicorn hair


in reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. it is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. most commonly found on renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?

her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.

it looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.

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