Unicorn in the Dungeon
the willing and consensual female, takes a knee, receives the male b-tthole on the bridge of her nose, covering her eyes causing a dark and gloomy atmosphere. however, the erect member stemming from the young man standing in front of her, causes the l-ss to look as if she has a majestic horn growing from her forehead. many an option are available to the couple from this point forward.
i don’t believe in leprechauns or the tooth fairy but last night me and the mrs. saw a unicorn in the dungeon first hand
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