Unicorn Mayonnaise
what comes out of a unicorn’s horn when you polish it. a wonderful low-fat alternative that’s great in sandwiches.
when i spit-shine sparkle’s horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
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