Unicorn Punch
verb:
it’s a blind surprise attack that desecrates the victim in a way he or she never knew was possible.
accomplished by simultaneously lowering the head and extending the arm (fist clenched) in front. this gives the impression of a unicorn with your devastating fist as a horn.
-dude that kid was har-ssing me yesterday…
-bro give him a unicorn punch, he’ll buzz off!
punch attack devastating unicorn
(noun) the opposite of the unicorn chaser. when one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they’re going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!
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