unicorn snot
when your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. think finger painting but with your toungue. then that bish eats your -ss like christmas dinner until you wiggle your -sshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the p–pchute.
im getting my life together, so i got some unicorn snot :)))
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