unicorn sperm
the sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the “catcher” can start to read peoples’ minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person’s dreams (inception-like symptoms)
roommate 1: “dude, what the h-ll is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?”
roommate 2: “no.”
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a mix of the word unicorn and terrific. it describes your feeling of being amazing or describing how amazing someone/something is. this means that you are a rare and very special. so since a unicorn is so rare you must be one in a million. you should be honored to be called unicornific! this is […]
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