unicorn zone
this zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. these women are in fact unicorns; they don’t exist. if you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
john- “dude, i think jane is in the unicorn zone.”
jack- “no way, man! those girls don’t exist! you need to take her in for testing.”
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