Unicorning

a term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.
“hey jim, have you seen corky?”
“no, he’s unicorning again, there’s no telling what he’s up to.”
14 more definitions
strapping a d-ld- to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the v-g-n- or -n-s.
we unicorned until the sun came up.
going into a fast food place and getting a ice-cream cone then smashing it on your forhead then walking out
walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead

as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
the act of running around naked with an erection.
this guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!
its when you place a hard p-n-s on someones forehead. the b-lls will also be resting on their head. it resembles a unicorn. placing a soft p-n-s on someones head is baby unicorning. and if this takes place in a pool or water it is known as narwhaling.
during a party you find a p-ssed out person and place your hard d-ck on their forehead, b-lls at the base of the forehead, this is known as unicorning.
unicorn is commonly used in the cal forums to censor the word f-ck.
original – bchillz is a f-cking idiot
censor – bchillz is a unicorning idiot
go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)
jack and bob when unicorning at maccas
a s-xual theatrical play where one partner attaches a strap on d-ld- and proceeds to penetrate the receiving partner with said d-ld- strap on.
buddy: how was the white knuckler last night?
me: she was into some wierd sh-t. i had to put a strap on my head, unicorning the f-ck out of her