unicrused
like universe only unicursed – to be unicursed, no matter where you go your f-cked – life is always sh-tting on you, bad sh-t keep’s happening at a oddly very frequent rate – all the f-cking time sh-t never go’s your way … and to make matter worse – to be unicursed your being haunted by a paranormal ent-ty – that/thay intent to do you harm or created trouble how ever it can …
to be unicursed no one can cursed you other wised your just cursed and some one can lift the spell … for you see a unicursed it just happen automatically kinda like life it self said f-ck you, so no matter where you go in life your unicursed also it need’s to transcend with recantation – other wise it’s just a sh-t life – and it need’s to do most of the h-ll, the next life time if just as bad or if not worse then the last one ( aka last life time ) and the ent-ty is still after you … even if there more then one – also no one can lift the spell of unicrused
( you can still kinda use the word unicrused if your life has most of the problem’s minus the paranormal ent-ty, then just call them fully unicrused as in there is a paranormal ent-ty )
unicrused
joey is unicursed – sh-t always happen to him …
joey stuff keep’s, braking for no reason … must be unicursed – ( like the fan just died n shorted out for no reason and it’s brand new, and in mint condition )
joey keep’s having serious nightmare’s and he look’s pale as a ghost – must be unicursed
joey is keep’s blacking out of random – or – disappearing at odd hour of the day must be unicursed
joey never catch’s a break … f-ck murphy’s law, joey’s life is just total sh-t
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